What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?